Catholic morning coffee in Rome

[Nervous Wreck]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters
Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he
walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four
men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,


SLIM


TALL


38D BREAST


24" WAIST and


34" HIPS











When she walks into a room, people say,
"Oh My God."

[katie]

I would!