Who wears the pants?

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Pants and Panties

Mike was going to be married to Karen
so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon
suite, I took off my pants, handed them to
your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these
on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have
never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that
might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his
pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try
these on...'

She tried them on and said, 'These
are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants
in this family and I always will. I don't
want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and
handed them to Mike.

She said, 'Here,
you try on mine..'

Mike did and said,
'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly... And if you don't change
your smart-a$$ attitude, you never will.'



Now send this along to all the women in
your life that you know will appreciate
this, and to all the guys who know the truth!