Molly the camel

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A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit
in a remote post in the Afghan Desert.

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel
hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
The nervous Sergeant said, "Sir, as you know, there are 250
men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges.
That's why we have Molly the Camel."

The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I can
understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'.


Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the Molly
the Camel to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the
ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with
the camel.

When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men
do it?'"

"No, sir. They usually just ride the camel into town.
That's where the girls are."

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