Would you remarry?

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The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some a$$hole using my stuff.”

She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another a$$hole?”