they have no idea....
>
> Hot Air Balloon
>
> A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
> altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
>
>
> She shouted to him.... "Excuse me, can you help me?
>
> I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know
> where I am."
>
> The man consulted his portable GPS and replied........
> "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground
> elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97
> minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
>
> "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a republican."
>
> "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?
>
> "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
> technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your
> information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to
> me."
>
> The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat!"
>
> "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know"?
>
> "Well," said the man, "you don 't know where you are or where you are
> going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.
> You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to
> solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in
> before we met, but somehow now it's my fault.
>
>
>
They have no idea
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