Baby planes

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A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas
City to Chicago .

The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
mother and
asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why
don't big
planes have baby planes?'

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
flight attendant.

So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, 'If big
dogs have
baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
planes?'

The busy flight attendant smiled and said, 'Did your Mother tell you to
ask me?'

The boy said, 'Yes, she did.'


'Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes
because
Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to
you."

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