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Women's Wisdom..

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:01 pm
by katie
Happy Holidays Girls!

Quote of the day: Behold the Woman

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of $h1t."

:-* ;)

Re: Women's Wisdom..

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:11 pm
by re3too
Good try,katie! But "they" won't get it! =)) :ymdevil: =))

Re: Women's Wisdom..

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 5:33 pm
by E_
I know some things I have given have not gotten any greater... =))

Re: Women's Wisdom..

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:00 am
by katie
re3too wrote:Good try,katie! But "they" won't get it! =)) :ymdevil: =))


:)) it would appear so re3too, E was the only one with the nads to reply :))

care to share E, us women are interested on the other take..... ;)

Re: Women's Wisdom..

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:24 am
by Lock5
I ain't skeered. Dumb, but not skeered. #-o

Give her the checkbook,...........the numbers get smaller.

Give her a ring,..............the sex drive decreases.

Just a couple of quick ones that I can come up with, once I've had my coffee I'm sure I can come up with more. :D :D :D

OK girls I have had a cup of Maxwell House,

Give her the remote and the hours of football will decrease.

Give her the choice in restauraunts, there goes the number of TV's that will be there.

Give her a vacuum cleaner for her birthday,.......... you guessed it.

I need another cup of coffee. :D :D :D

Re: Women's Wisdom..

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:42 am
by $parechange
E_HILLMAN wrote:I know some things I have given have not gotten any greater... =))
How can you improve on perfect? :D

Re: Women's Wisdom..

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:08 am
by E_
Oh thanks Spare! :))

If you want it to get greater give her a bottle of Maxoderm or something... LMAO

Re: Women's Wisdom..

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:12 am
by re3too
Spare Change wrote:
E_HILLMAN wrote:I know some things I have given have not gotten any greater... =))
How can you improve on perfect? :D
Somebody sure is in "Fantasy Land" this AM! Sheesh! =)) =))

Re: Women's Wisdom..

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:55 am
by $parechange
RE, AT YOUR AGE IT'S JUST A MEMORY. NOW AT MY YOUTHFUL AGE IT'S FACT. =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

Re: Women's Wisdom..

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:41 pm
by re3too
Spare Change wrote:RE, AT YOUR AGE IT'S JUST A MEMORY. NOW AT MY YOUTHFUL AGE IT'S FACT. =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
If I were you, I wouldn't bet your money on it! ;;) :-\ ;;)

Re: Women's Wisdom..

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:47 pm
by katie
re3too wrote:
Spare Change wrote:RE, AT YOUR AGE IT'S JUST A MEMORY. NOW AT MY YOUTHFUL AGE IT'S FACT. =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
If I were you, I wouldn't bet your money on it! ;;) :-\ ;;)


He wouldn't risk his allowance like that! :))

Re: Women's Wisdom..

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:39 pm
by $parechange
Speaking of allowance, when can I have more? :ymhug: :ymsmug: :ymblushing: ;;)

Re: Women's Wisdom..

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:42 pm
by FasterThanYou
Spare Change wrote:Speaking of allowance, when can I have more? :ymhug: :ymsmug: :ymblushing: ;;)
Probably when you DESERVE it :D :D :D :D

Re: Women's Wisdom..

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:01 pm
by $parechange
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