GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe -
well-developed and open to trade, especially
for something of real value.


Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.


Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.


Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..


Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -
cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.


After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts
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Re: GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

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You for got 90-100 = RE3... =)) Becomes the state of confusion. =))
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#-o =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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