Little boy on a bus

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> A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed
>he had his collar on backwards.
>
> The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
>
> The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
>
> The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
>
> The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
>
> The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't
>wear his collar that way!'
>
> The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went
>back to reading his book.
>
> The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
>"Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your
>collar..."