Bubba & The Hooker

[Nervous Wreck]

Bubba, a South Carolina redneck, was walking home late
at night and saw a women in the shadows.


''Twenty dollars", she whispers.


Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides
what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.


So they hide in the bushes.


They're engaged for a minute when all of a sudden a
light flashes on them. It is a police officer.


"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.


"I'm making love to my wife", Bubba answers sounding
annoyed.


"Oh, I'm sorry", says the cop, "I didn't know."


"Well, neither did I 'til ya shined that light in her
face!"

[katie]