How to stop her nagging
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:19 pm
Two guys go to a bar after work. One says, "I dread going home after stopping for drinks. I shut the truck off and coast up the driveway, sneak in the house, tiptoe down the hall...she wakes up and bitches and nags till 2 in the morning." His friend says he found the cure for that, " I pull in the drive, rev it up 5 or 6 times, slam the front door, go stomping down the hall, fling open the bedroom door and scream out, Honey I'm home and I'm drunk, lets have sex. She always pretends to be asleep."
haaa haaa, that won't work forever! Ask Pappaw. 
(actually, you're still not off the hook, we just let you think so for awhile... 
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