Smart Man

[Nervous Wreck]

>> Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A
blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives they find it
overloaded and only the wife and nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So
the husband and blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets
irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the
sidewalk and says to him. Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of
your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy! The blind man replies.
If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick we'd be riding the bus
....so shut the hell up!