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Obsessions

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:05 am
by Nervous Wreck
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even
named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.."

He turned to the third Mom: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows
itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother quietly got up, took her little boy by
the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's
talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.

Re: Obsessions

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:21 am
by E_
=))

Re: Obsessions

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:17 am
by katie
=)) =)) B-) C'mon Dick.... :)) :)) :)) :)) (that's what pappaw says everynite! =)) =)) )

Re: Obsessions

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:19 am
by FasterThanYou
Since he named his dog Dick..................................oh never mind :D

Re: Obsessions

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:21 am
by katie
FasterThanYou wrote:Since he named his dog Dick..................................oh never mind :D


(LOL, actually I named him but yeah :D )

Re: Obsessions

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:29 am
by E_
So Jefferina likes Dick...

Re: Obsessions

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:30 am
by FasterThanYou
We all know what's on your mind now =)) =)) =)) =))

Re: Obsessions

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:32 am
by E_
Apparently my wife was obsessed with Avery Labels... Apparently purpleish colored...

Re: Obsessions

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:31 am
by katie
:D Has she got everything in the nursery labeled with purple labels? Gettin exciting, won't be long you'll be flooding the net with bambino pics!!! :ymapplause: :)

Re: Obsessions

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:36 am
by E_
naaa, lol