Old Lady Biker
A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day
she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos
all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker
requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and
points to a Harley in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any
man in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4
packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm
shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been
picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope ... but I've
been swung around by my nipples a time or two."
Old lady biker
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