The Knob

[Nervous Wreck]

If this doesn't make you laugh, you're dead!!!!



A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure

called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the
woman's

head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect
of

a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'



Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the

effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.



After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems.





'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to
turn

the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've

developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under

my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'



The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are

your breasts.'



She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'

[E_]

[katie]