Golfing Nun

[Nervous Wreck]

A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a
chair.
She lets out a sigh, heavy with frustration.

'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior.
'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.'

'It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my
brother.
We try to play golf as often as we can.
You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to
Christ..'

'I seem to recall that,' the Mother Superior agreed.
'So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?'
'Far from it,' snorted the Sister. 'In fact, I even took the Lord's
name in vain today!
''Goodness, Sister!' gasped the Mother Superior, astonished.
'You must tell me all about it!'

'Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, Mother
-- 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dog leg left and a hidden green...and I
hit the drive of my life.
I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made.

It's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted...and
then it hits a bird in mid-flight!'

'Oh my!' commiserated the Mother. 'How unfortunate!
But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!'
'No, that wasn't it,' admitted Sister.
'But then this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball, and runs
off down the fairway!'

'Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!' sympathized the Mother.
'But I didn't, Mother!' sobbed the Sister. 'And I was so proud of
myself!
But while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk

swoops out of the sky grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball
still clutched in its paws!'

'Nope, that wasn't it either,' cried the Sister, anguished,
'because as the hawk started to fly out of sight,
the squirrel started struggling, the hawk dropped him right there
on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to
about 18 inches from the cup!'

Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her
chest,
fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said...

'You missed the fu*king putt, didn't you?'

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I think you and Spare share the same brain... LOL
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LMAO! I am just glad I am not the only one!

[re3too]

I think you and Spare share the same brain... LOL
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Holy crap! Are you transitioning too?