RE3 flunked her test

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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

Barb says "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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I really fear for you if you ever pass your southern state line again... lol
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Jefferina- LOL! paybacks are hell. Barbney! :ymdevil:
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E_HILLMAN wrote:I really fear for you if you ever pass your southern state line again... lol
HEY! I'm gittin' paid big bucks for the public service of keepin' that a$$hole outta KY! =)) :ymdevil: =))
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LMAO!!!! Hell, just ask me and we can split the cash. But then who woul;d I pick on? I had a great one but couldn't post it. I sent it to E, but I think he is scarred to post it. It was a pic of you going shoping. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chicken chit! :D ;;)
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