IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:32 am
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his
pond with his hand
The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die
Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have $h1t in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.
Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
pond with his hand
The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die
Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have $h1t in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.
Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"