POSTMAN

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Postman gets bit every day when he delivers to this one house. He tell the lady that he will not deliver again until she does something with the dog. She calls the vet, vet says bring him in I can take care of that. # weeks later she calls for mail delivery and tell the postman all is OK. He gets to the porch and the dog comes racing around the corner and tears his pants and bites his arss. Lady is all upset and exclaims that she took the dog in and the doc neutered him. Postman say "LADY YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN HIM TO THE DENTIST, I KNEW WHEN HE CAME AROUND THE HOUSE THAT HE DIDN'T WANT TO F#@K"