A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says,
'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'
The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere'
The clerk is astonished.
'Your wife's name is Crisco?'
The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no.
I only call her that when we're out in public.'
'I see,' said the clerk.
'What do you call her at home?'
'Lard a$$.'
True love
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Re: True love
My soon to be severly damaged husband thought this was hilarious! Men! 
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
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Re: True love
I can see the headline now......Little old lady accused of "dropping" cast iron skillet on the "side" of little old man's head....
Even a broken clock is right twice a day 
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