Drinking with an Arizona Girl

[Nervous Wreck]

A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass up in
the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the
same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a
muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to
make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice
either.'


The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs
it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and
shoots the Mexican and the Arab.


Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a
refill, she says, 'In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we
don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'



God Bless Arizona