The Cremated Husband

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The Cremated Husband

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Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on to the patio table..

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....

You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? I bought it too, with the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Remember that blow job I promised
you?"

"Here it comes."
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:-o :-o =)) =))
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NO LAUGHING! [-(
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E_HILLMAN wrote:NO LAUGHING! [-(
New rule? :D :D ;;)
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:p
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who's Martha? ;)
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jazzgirl831 wrote:who's Martha? ;)




re3too, don't answer that!!!! =)) =)) =)) (p.s. it's not me either ;) )
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