2 hookers

[$parechange]

Two Prostitutes - $50.00.



A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have

to remove the sign or go to jail.



Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.'



One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains

to religion.'



The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers

driving around with a large sign on their car.



He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:



Two Fallen Angels

Seeking Peter



--$50

[katie]