Mexican Jews

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MEXICAN JEWS


Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles. Sid asks Al, 'Do you know of any people of our faith born and raised inMexico?'

Al replies, 'I don't know, let's ask our waiter.

When the waiter arrives, Al asks, 'I'm wondering if there's any Mexican Jews?'

The waiter says, 'I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.

He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, 'No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews.

Al isn't satisfied and asks, 'Are you absolutely sure?'

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with 'Gringos' replies, 'I check once again, senor!' and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says, 'I find it hard to believe that there's no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.

The waiter returns and says, 'Senor, the head cook Miguel say there is no Mexican Jews.

"Are you certain? I just can't believe there's no Mexican Jews!"

"SENOR, I ask EVERYONE", replies the exasperated waiter, "all we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, and Tomato Jews, NO Mexican Jews".

[katie]