New health care in a nutshell

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THE NEW HEALTH COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL:
> The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.
> "Hello?"
> "Mrs. Sanders, please."
> "Speaking."
> "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your
> husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from
> another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one
> belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
> "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
> "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
> on-e tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
> "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
> "Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these
> expensive tests just one time."
> ''Well, what am I supposed to do now? "
> "The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off
> somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."