After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, old Barb declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go
out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes
for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady,
why don't you go on and give it a try?' Then Barb headed off to
the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as
the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same woman
standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and
hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead
gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank,
watching in silent amazement as Barb struggled mightily and
barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....
'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
Pay backs are hell!!!!!!!!
