Southern Wife

[Nervous Wreck]

THERE WERE THREE MEN WANTING
> TO GET MARRIED. THEY DESIRED A HOUSEWIFE TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM.
>
> The
> first man married a woman from OHIO. He told her that she was to do
> the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the
> third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put
> away.
>
> The
> second man married a woman from MICHIGAN. He gave his wife orders that
> she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day
> he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By
> the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and
> there was a huge dinner on the table.
>
> The
> third man married a girl from the SOUTH. He ordered her to keep the
> house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot
> meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
> anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day,
> some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of
> his left eye, and his arm had healed enough that he could fix himself
> a sandwich and load the dishwasher.