Candy with a hole

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The Candy With The Little Hole
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> This should make you smile.
> You have to love little kids.
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> The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
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> Red....................Cherry
> Yellow................Lemon
> Green..................Lime
> Orange ..............Orange
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> Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
> of the children could identify the taste.
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> The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
> mother may sometimes call your father.'
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> One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
> yelled, 'Oh my God! They're a$$-holes!
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> The teacher had to leave the room!
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