The Power of a Badge.....
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
" Your badge. Show him your BADGE ! "
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Katie...please adjust Jeffie's meds!He posted the Badge joke again that Nervouswreck posted yesterday and Jeffie even replied to! You have my deepest sympathy, katie! 
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re3too wrote:Katie...please adjust Jeffie's meds!He posted the Badge joke again that Nervouswreck posted yesterday and Jeffie even replied to! You have my deepest sympathy, katie!
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FAYOU 
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Sure you're "up" to that?Spare Change wrote:FAYOU
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E, will geritol take care of this problem? If so, I will cancel the order for his helmet that's on backorder! 
Jeffie just gets a little confused when he has to multi-task
you know, work and play 
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Based on past history, I wouldn't cancel that order, katie! 
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