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A heartwarming story.



A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, ' I've lost my grandpa! '

'The cop asked, ' What's he like? '





The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,





'Cold beer and women with big boobs.'

Must be $pare's grandson!

re3too wrote:Must be $pare's grandson!

Beat me to it

Actually... I thought the kid was looking for Jeff's dad... Gene pool...

And the problem is what?

FasterThanYou wrote:

re3too wrote:Must be $pare's grandson!

Beat me to it

Oh crap! Does that make me FasterThanYou?

You can have the name if you'd like but it comes with high expectations.

FasterThanYou wrote:You can have the name if you'd like but it comes with high expectations.

.....and a LOT of baggage!

FasterThanYou wrote:You can have the name if you'd like but it comes with high expectations.

Hmmmm.......sometimes it jist ain't good to be faster!

I never said at what though.