His & her diary

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His & her diary

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In HER DIARY:

Tonight: I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
he made no comment on it. Conversation was not flowing, so I suggested
that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.
He agreed, but he did not say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said,
'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he
was not upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about
it. On the way home, told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
kept driving. I cannot explain his behavior. I do not know why he did
not say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost
him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just
sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to
my caress, and we made love. However, I still felt that he was
distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I
cried. I do not know what to do. I am almost sure that his thoughts are
with someone else. My life is a disaster.




HIS DIARY:

Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.
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