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THIS IS GREAT!!! May take care of those bragging about the wrong measurements!!


2010 Tax Code



The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2010, the penis will now be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows:

10 - 12" Luxury Tax $ 300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $ 250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $ 150.00
3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $ 30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.

Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund.

** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **

WOOHOO I FINALLY GET A REFUND ON SOMETHING!

Holy Crap!

Well good for you E, unfortunatly I had to pay.

Wonder how much the capital gains tax is?

I will let you know when I file next week!

ah geez, you boys and your thingy's.....

Spare Change wrote:Well good for you E, unfortunatly I had to pay.

You know who you're beginning to sound like?

FasterThanYou wrote:

Spare Change wrote:Well good for you E, unfortunatly I had to pay.

You know who you're beginning to sound like?

He's thinking Mr. Holmes...

katie wrote: ah geez, you boys and your thingy's.....

Hey, when that's all ya got to think with it's bound to be a stretch!

re3too wrote:

katie wrote: ah geez, you boys and your thingy's.....

Hey, when that's all ya got to think with it's bound to be a stretch!

E_HILLMAN wrote:WOOHOO I FINALLY GET A REFUND ON SOMETHING!

Maybe you should file for an extension.

FasterThanYou wrote:

Spare Change wrote:Well good for you E, unfortunatly I had to pay.

You know who you're beginning to sound like?

mpspare?

FU ___, that was a great insult. MP THIS!

Once again you mens bring "up" chit I had tried to fergit! Sheesh!