Girls Wknd

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Girls Wknd

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So Katie, Barb, Janis and me had this girls wknd planned....


Four friends spend weeks planning the
perfect girls getaway trip -
Shopping, casinos, massages, facials.

Two days before the group is to leave
Katie's husband puts his foot down
And tells her she isn't going.

Katie's friends are very upset that she
can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the
hotel only to find Katie sitting in the
Bar drinking a glass of wine.

"Wow, how long you been here and how did
you talk your husband into
Letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last
night............ Yesterday evening I was
Sitting on the couch and my husband
came up behind me and put his hands
Over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?"

I pulled his hands off to find all he
was wearing was his birthday suit.
He took my hand and lead me to our
bedroom. The room was scented with
Perfume, had two dozen candles and rose
petals all over............On the
Bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He
told me to tie and cuff him to the
Bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now,
you can do whatever you want."

So here I am.
My greatest accomplishments call me Mom!
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Jeff how are you typing while tied up?
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And they say we are the weaker sex! :D ;;)
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E you can call me by my nickname "TRIPOD" does that answer your question?
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=)) =)) =)) good one LC, I'll have to keep that in mind! ;)
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Silly E, that was last wknd, she untied him when she got home .... after all he did have to go to work on Monday!
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Spare Change wrote:E you can call me by my nickname "TRIPOD" does that answer your question?
:^o :^o :^o :^o :^o
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:ymapplause:
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What a dream, .... nightmare.....dream.....nightmare....
Oh well, we see who won out ;) ;)
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