RUT ROW!!!!!!!

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His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell
phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.


Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a
hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's
go'

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the
valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the
hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for CNN News,' he responded, 'and I need to
get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So,
what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOTmy flight instructor?'

"Life is short.
Drink the good wine first"

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Sorry, jeffie! But in my book that's an "OH, CHIT!"

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LMAO!