A woman who was beaten black and blue, goes to the doctor.
Doctor: What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my
husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I
have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband
comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea
and start gargling with it.Just gargle and gargle." Two
weeks later she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and
fresh again. Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every
time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile
tea and gargled and nothing happened."
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
Poor girl
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