It's Tough Getting Old

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It's Tough Getting Old

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A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."


The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,


"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"
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