Little Johnny

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It is near
> the Christmas break of the
> school year. The students have turned in all their work and
> there is really
> nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the
> teacher decides to
> have an early
>
> dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I
> ask, first and
> correctly can leave early today."
>
> Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get
> outta here. I'm smart
> and will answer the question."
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years
> Ago'?" Before Johnny
> can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham
> Lincoln." Teacher:
> "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny
> is mad that Susie
> answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I
> Have a Dream'?"
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin
> Luther King."
> Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
> Johnny is even madder than
> before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your
> country can do for
> you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth,
> Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
> Teacher: "That's right Nancy ,
> you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has
> not been able to
> answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her
> back Johnny says,
> "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths
> shut!" The teacher
> turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
>
> Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO
> NOW?"