Top 10 Country Songs (adult humor)
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:13 am
Top Ten Classic Country &Western Songs:
10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body but
Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly
Woman but I've Woke Up With a Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know
It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dogfight Even
if I Thought She Could Win
5. I'm so Miserable Without You It's Like
You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend
and I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the
Finger
2. She Gets Better Lookin' with Every Beer
And the Number One Classic Country &Western song is...
1. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That
Chewed My a$$ All Day
10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body but
Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly
Woman but I've Woke Up With a Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know
It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dogfight Even
if I Thought She Could Win
5. I'm so Miserable Without You It's Like
You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend
and I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the
Finger
2. She Gets Better Lookin' with Every Beer
And the Number One Classic Country &Western song is...
1. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That
Chewed My a$$ All Day