Top 10 Country Songs (adult humor)

[Nervous Wreck]

Top Ten Classic Country &Western Songs:

10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body but
Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly
Woman but I've Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know
It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dogfight Even
if I Thought She Could Win

5. I'm so Miserable Without You It's Like
You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend
and I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the
Finger

2. She Gets Better Lookin' with Every Beer

And the Number One Classic Country &Western song is...

1. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That
Chewed My a$$ All Day