Retirement is Different for Everyone

[Jaybird]

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front
lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit
unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old
ladies still lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best
of me, so I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard
sale.