The Worlds Shortest Books

[Jaybird]

The World's Shortest Books


THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
THE SEQUEL
by Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE'VE LOVED BEFORE...
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLER(S)
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
introduction by Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND JUST ADDED:
COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY!
by Nancy Pelosi

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[katie]

Those are good ones, sad but true!