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Another new illness

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:51 pm
by $parechange
Another new Illness to watch out for!

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.

'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'

'I can't see my a$$ coming into work today.
:o)