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Potatos are afrodisiacs

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:35 pm
by DMS
While the preacher is shaking hands after church, a guy tells him, " Me and my wife have been married for twenty years. We only had sex three times and each time was for the purpose of conceiving children. But the other night she bent over to pick up a sack of potatos, and something happened. I had to take her right then and there. You arent gonna kick us out of the church are you?" "Why would I ?" ask the preacher. The gentleman replyed "Cause they kicked us out of Krogers"

Re: Potatos are afrodisiacs

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:14 pm
by katie
:p Now I wonder why that joke made me think of the movie "Norma Rae" (i think), where Sally Fields is standing at the ironing board working her butt off... and the husband comes in wanting mmmm, u kno, and she says "why don't you just get right here behind me and raise my skirt up and just go to it, (not quote for quote... just got a strong impression when I seen that movie) then that makes me think of the song... take it on the run baby... =)) :)) ok, ok, I'm goin back to work now, try to help the economy... (p.s. i have no clue what i just said, senior moment) =p~

Re: Potatos are afrodisiacs

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:44 pm
by E_
Kate you need to lay off the LibiGel... LMAO #:-s

Re: Potatos are afrodisiacs

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:19 pm
by katie
E_HILLMAN wrote:Kate you need to lay off the LibiGel... LMAO #:-s





=)) :)) So that's what you call it down there... up here we just call it CRISCO! (couldn't stop myself) ;;)