A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES�IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. �THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. �BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND..
HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?� YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE.
BILLY SAYS: �"I'M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE 'DOO-DOO' YET."
MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES.
BUT, �BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"
BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."
little Billy
Moderators: E_, LC addict, FasterThanYou, crwky
Re: little Billy
This could go a long way towards explaining what happened to make our beloved poopboy E what he is today! 
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)