Grandma Story

[Nervous Wreck]

Grandma's Boyfriend:

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing
with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and
said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa
went to heaven?"

Grandma re plied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in
my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me
feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my
boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She
started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the
problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open
the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello
son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."

The minister fainted.


Now, that right there is funny.....I don't care who you are!

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