LakeCumberlandBoaters.com

> Everyone is in
> a
>
> hurry to
> scream
>
> 'racism' these
> days!
>
> A customer
> asked
>
> 'In what aisle could
>
>
> I find the Polish
> sausage?'
>
>
> The clerk
> looks
> at
> him and says, 'Are you
> Polish?'
>
> The guy
> (clearly
>
> offended)
> says, 'Well, yes I
> am.
> But let me ask you something.'
>
> 'If I had asked for
> Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
> Italian?'
>
> 'Or if I had
> asked for German bratwurst, would you
> ask me if I was German?'
>
> 'Or if I asked
> for a kosher hot dog would you ask me
> if I was Jewish?'
>
> 'Or if I had
> asked for a Taco would you ask if I
> was Mexican?'
>
> 'Would
> you? Would you?'
>
>
> The clerk
> says,
>
> 'Well, no!'
>
>
> If I
> asked
> for some Irish whiskey, would you ask
> if I was Irish?'
>
> 'Well,
> I
> probably wouldn't!'
>
> With deep
> self-righteous indignation, the guy
> says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if
> I'm Polish
> because I asked for Polish sausage?'
>
> The clerk
> replies,
>
> 'Because you're in
>
>
> Home
> Depot.'
>
>