Marine Corps exam

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Marine Corps exam

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When his son refused to get a job,
his father insisted he join the U.S.
Marine Corps.



At the physical, the Doctor directed
the reluctant recruit to read the eye
chart across the room.


''What chart doc? 'The young man asked.
'The one on the wall! 'The doctor said.


'What wall?' said the young man.

Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, and
wanting to fill the quota, the
doctor asked his nurse to strip down and
walk into the exam room naked.

'Now what do you see son?'


Doc, I can't see a thing, I'm as blind as a bat.

'Well, you may not see anything,' the doctor said,
but your dick is pointing straight towards Paris Island South Carolina


'Welcome to the U.S. Marine Corps' son!
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Ab-so-lute-ly..............
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Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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