The Ugly Frog

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Nervous Wreck
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The Ugly Frog

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THE UGLY FROG

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her
company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched None of
the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked
by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME. YOU WON'T EVER
BE SORRY.'


The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So,
she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside
her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her
'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY.'!

So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.


IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young,
handsome prince.


THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.


SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU
GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS!

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SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!

She's old....... NOT DEAD !!!!!
OLD LADIES ROCK
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Re: The Ugly Frog

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AWESOME!
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Re: The Ugly Frog

Post by katie »

Hell yeah! That was my girlfriend, lol...... :D

Anybody got any ugly old horny toads for sale? (gonna need some "spending" cash during my retirement ;) )
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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