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The Human Body!






It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
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D@MN! ya got me... lol
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=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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I have long thumbs. Just saying................ =)) =)) =))
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Lock5 wrote:I have long thumbs. Just saying................ =)) =)) =))
Welllll...that jist means you're ALL thumbs! :D ;;)
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I have no comment! Speakin of long thumbs...... OH never mind. ;)
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or sore thumbs... LOL
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I thought about lettin a hornet sting mine once... =))
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Your thumb? :|
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E_HILLMAN wrote:I thought about lettin a hornet sting mine once... =))
But he couldn't find it? =)) =))
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=))
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