Wedding
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:13 am
> > Dan, age 92, and Shelly, age 89, living in Canton, are all excited
> > about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss
> > the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Dan suggests they go
> in.
> >
> > *Dan addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
> >
> > The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
> >
> > *Dan: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
> >
> > *Dan: "How about medicine for circulation?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "All kinds ...."
> >
> > *Dan: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Definitely."
> >
> > *Dan: "How about suppositories?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "You bet!"
> >
> > *Dan: "Medicine for
memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer?s?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
> >
> > *Dan: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
> > Parkinson's disease?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
> >
> > *Dan: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "We sure do."
> >
> > *Dan: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
> >
> > *Dan: "Adult diapers?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Sure."
> >
> > **Dan: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
> > about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss
> > the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Dan suggests they go
> in.
> >
> > *Dan addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
> >
> > The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
> >
> > *Dan: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
> >
> > *Dan: "How about medicine for circulation?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "All kinds ...."
> >
> > *Dan: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Definitely."
> >
> > *Dan: "How about suppositories?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "You bet!"
> >
> > *Dan: "Medicine for
memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer?s?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
> >
> > *Dan: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
> > Parkinson's disease?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
> >
> > *Dan: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "We sure do."
> >
> > *Dan: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
> >
> > *Dan: "Adult diapers?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Sure."
> >
> > **Dan: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."